We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
