i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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