Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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