just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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