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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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