Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We have started to decorate penises.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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