You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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