with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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