at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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