I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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