Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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