if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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