Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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