So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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