some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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