Small penises have feelings too.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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