...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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