I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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