He asked me if I "almost moaned"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
