Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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