distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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