I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
