he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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