I can tuck mytits in my pants
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This baby is an asshole
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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