I heard we made out
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
