I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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