I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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