I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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