You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
