oh god the rape fog is back!
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We are two peas in an std pod
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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