let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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