On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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