Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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