did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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