Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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