..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
why do cheetos always look like penises
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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