just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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