your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
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That's when you crack a 10am beer
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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