New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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