After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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