I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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