last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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