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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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