My room smells like vodka and shame
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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