The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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