Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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