was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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