this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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