She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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