I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Randomize
