Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What a dumb baby whore.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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